Do want. SCORE 248
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Sharkspear. SCORE 355
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
It’s true. SCORE 209
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
How politics work. SCORE 298
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Every time… SCORE 142
Did you know? SCORE 233
Every time. SCORE 182
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Oh really? SCORE 174
YOLO. SCORE 128
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
I > You. SCORE 272
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
