Why posties go postal. SCORE 27
I earned this… SCORE 47
you could pinch my cheeks, if you wanted to… SCORE 13
Gato knows your location… SCORE 32
We got the treat! SCORE 25
Thanks I hate breakfast. SCORE 32
Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39
I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33
I’m something of a waiter myself. SCORE 20
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 74
Tiger versus mud SCORE 47
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
Ok but now theres a restraining order involved… SCORE 36
Art is delicious… – Dog, probably. SCORE 19
The age of sin seems nice… SCORE 47
I did not see that coming… SCORE 36
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43
Terminate the hate. SCORE 80
…Nickels! SCORE 70
Let’er roll, Ted. SCORE 43
*spits venom* SCORE 37
Best news Ive heard all day. SCORE 39
Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30
bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46
This is fine… SCORE 31
…and then I puked. SCORE 40
Sleep sweet, civil servants. SCORE 76
Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19
Happy jumper boys. SCORE 22
Bulk peanut butter is an easy sell. SCORE 11
Magical Pi Bush!! SCORE 48