parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
working it out now SCORE 29
peeking perusal SCORE 11
a shell of a point SCORE 34
memory log found SCORE 16
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
baby food SCORE 14
maybe one day, ben, maybe one day SCORE 30
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
the godflower SCORE 13
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
half-baked SCORE 16
streaming meaning SCORE 21
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 39
that crispy feeling SCORE 23
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
the queen’s gambit SCORE 18
lord, I pray that doesn’t happen SCORE 5
I have been forsoock SCORE 8
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
taking cover SCORE 13
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
i think they planned-et SCORE 41
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
truly the world is a messed-up place SCORE 22
overboard overloading SCORE 18
looks like the shirt worked :o SCORE 14
