When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
No thank you… SCORE 81
A Thai Elephant Named Mosha Gets A Prosthetic Leg SCORE 102
Metal men SCORE 235
The most annoying people at the gym SCORE 97
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing… SCORE 38
When you start to lose weight… SCORE 70
When you are a designer fresh out of college. SCORE 118
Everybody Sucks 2016 SCORE 100
Why Female Friendships Are Important SCORE 156
So that’s how it went down… SCORE 48
Right in the unemployment SCORE 117
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
Eye makeup at it’s best SCORE 44
He does make a point… SCORE 52
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
The Excuse Creator SCORE 62
Snow White’s secret SCORE 132
What have you done to the wolf?! SCORE 104
This is not a joke. SCORE 130
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 127
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
He never left the bucket… SCORE 87
When the underwire in your bra snaps SCORE 69
My Promise To My Children SCORE 35
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
Tiny Knitted And Crocheted Creatures SCORE 70
I agree with the public on this one SCORE 94
Me explaining underwear to aliens SCORE 110
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain. SCORE 108
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -14
