I should get a whale. SCORE 22
When you lie on your resume but still get the job… SCORE 29
They need to bring this back, alongside a hand sanitizer station… SCORE 16
PSA: Summer is coming. SCORE 19
Perspective is everything. SCORE 24
Big oof. SCORE 25
The Fourth Horseman has arrived. SCORE 29
’cause their just the best of friends. SCORE 29
It hangs in the entryway. SCORE 27
‘History will remember this as the great overreaction.’ – John Smith wearing a mask. SCORE 16
I have five friends… Sometimes they text me. SCORE 24
Wood you care for some would? SCORE 18
Wizard of oz, basically. SCORE 21
Landlord Mr. Z is about to be investigated for greedery. SCORE 16
We went from All Lives Matter to Sacrifice the Weak fast as lightning. SCORE 16
Advanced biology. SCORE 27
Simply, lore. SCORE 27
I must go chew! SCORE 30
Abandoned President’s heads in a rural Virginia field SCORE 27
Professor Kijje SCORE 34
University library, Istanbul SCORE 25
One Byte Of RAM From 1946 SCORE 20
muh freedoms SCORE 29
mood SCORE 26
You’re doing great (probably…) SCORE 24
Easy mistake, honestly. SCORE 17
A very long book, son SCORE 19
Minnesota Jim SCORE 31
A mountain blue bird. SCORE 28
The unwritten rule becomes enforced. SCORE 25
How do I hit that (ball)… SCORE 25
This year is a little charred, so far. SCORE 23