A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
+ cry. SCORE 119
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Mama no. SCORE 52
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
I GUESS SCORE 46
