
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257

Cat crazy. SCORE 100

The months of the beard. SCORE 91

Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256

Every time. SCORE 123

How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21

One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7

Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10

No. SCORE 88

Finally caught it. SCORE 134

What patience looks like. SCORE 218

Grass Fence SCORE 215

Finally. SCORE 345

The gun lamp. SCORE 53

What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137

I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64

A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63

World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55

ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0

How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134

Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114

Says Kanye… SCORE -89

How the internet works. SCORE 181

Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137

The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134

TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191

Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96

Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145

Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212

Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112

Guys listen… SCORE 170

I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10