And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
15, max. SCORE 52
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
We both go down, together SCORE 56
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I just became more metal SCORE 33
Real American hero SCORE 41
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Busted! SCORE 31
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
