guilty on all charges SCORE 15
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
til death do us part SCORE 22
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
therapy burn SCORE 29
dreams are fun SCORE 28
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
enter my what now? SCORE 27
all natural SCORE 22
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
fancy af SCORE 10
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
boom SCORE 12
the astley paradox SCORE 19
one is never an option SCORE 10
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
glucose guardian SCORE 12
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
not a high success rate SCORE 25
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
