Awkward eye contact. SCORE 296
Ummm… SCORE 214
I love being around you. SCORE 218
Karate Kid logic. SCORE 273
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
Hate it when that happens. SCORE 194
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
Friend approaching from distance. SCORE 173
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
No dogs. SCORE 215
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 302
If Obama was white. SCORE 140
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
Winning WiFi. SCORE 389
Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
I get it now. SCORE 233
Urinal technology. SCORE 216
I choose you! SCORE 274
Microwave: SCORE 183
Freeze. SCORE 207
Times have changed. SCORE 300
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
Patty cake cats. SCORE 177
Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 290
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
No post on Sundays! SCORE 411