I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
i can never find the words SCORE 45
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
must pet the pet SCORE 37
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
i also laughed SCORE 56
so true SCORE 37
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
cats always come first SCORE 28
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
clever girl SCORE 40
delete my number SCORE 28
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
he did it because he could SCORE 37
bad ass SCORE 38
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
i wonder why SCORE 40
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
there were no survivors SCORE 37
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
irony man SCORE 45
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
important psa SCORE 44
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
oh wow SCORE 49
