The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
Kittens watching tennis. SCORE 42
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
Every time. SCORE 148
Mom logic. SCORE 190
Impossible Youtube duet: Miles Davis improvising on LCD Soundsystem. SCORE 133
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 129
Like a sir. SCORE 289
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
Probable. SCORE 363
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
The Cone of Shame SCORE 15
Everyone is a genius SCORE 232
Loraxes love pancakes SCORE 7
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
No one must learn that my fur is delicious. SCORE 149
The haunted toaster. SCORE 40
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
Bond Girls then And now. SCORE 174
Goldfish. SCORE 131
So that’s how it happened. SCORE 239
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 183
You complete me. SCORE 105
Dr. Sith SCORE 185
Trollololo. SCORE 169
Whenever I go back to the gym for the first time. SCORE 115
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
