Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
English is weird. SCORE 95
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Twist! SCORE 138
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Not today. SCORE 205
My kind of bed SCORE -70
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Thermostat negotiations SCORE 87
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
Liz… SCORE 123
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
