Do the blink! SCORE 24
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
sent via FAX SCORE 16
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
*have SCORE 17
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Words. SCORE 9
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
hello little friend SCORE 20
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24