Same thing… SCORE 21
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Burn!!! SCORE 1
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Accurate. SCORE 146
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
The power of barking SCORE 18
The Twortle SCORE 142
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
