Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 94
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 104
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 118
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Worth a try. SCORE 125
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 103
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 101
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 155
