Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Puppy! SCORE 107
No. SCORE 88
40 years later. SCORE 121
Every time. SCORE 123
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
BURN! SCORE 232
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
China vs Germany SCORE 294
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Accurate. SCORE 174
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
