Someone's job in Toronto is to shovel shark shapes in the snow on the roof of the aquarium SCORE 156
Pun in the sun. SCORE 127
Kids say the darndest things. SCORE 23
Yes, dear. SCORE 24
G-forces are amazing SCORE 67
The Current Educational System SCORE 198
And for my next trick... SCORE 194
Is it ok to wear red? SCORE 183
Green Solution SCORE 75
The more you know SCORE 132
Look at this duo! SCORE 26
Saw this on the bathroom wall SCORE 92
My aunt is 79 years old, a junior in college, bikes everywhere, swims 3x/week, spent 30 years traveling the world as a flight attendant, and once dated Joe DiMaggio. She is the coolest and most interesting woman I know. SCORE 150
Charleston Strong SCORE 154
Every woman's ideal man. SCORE 83
It can't be much different, right? SCORE 190
Dad Plays God In Order To Appease Son SCORE 104
Here come the pig. SCORE 42
Words. SCORE 255
Persistent bugger... SCORE 33
This guy SCORE 122
Lamb, I Am Your Father SCORE 164
The ultimate betrayal SCORE 127
The Eiffel Tower charging. SCORE 57
Every parent's question when sleeping with the kids... SCORE 149
Wimbledon hair. SCORE 141
The Most Desperate Desire Of Our Hearts SCORE 136
Burn her. SCORE 71
Cinnamon roll waffles with cream cheese syrup. SCORE 246
I'mma pounce SCORE 116
Invented Words SCORE 79
Please! SCORE 152
