Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Same thing… SCORE 21
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Accurate. SCORE 146
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
2pactopus SCORE 113
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The Twortle SCORE 142
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The power of barking SCORE 18
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
