Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
Draco is regretting this now… SCORE 217
One of these things is not like the others. SCORE 122
Stephen Colbert is so happy being Legolas. SCORE 163
When I heard Disney was making the new Stars Wars movie. SCORE 6
Lawyer dog. SCORE 96
Soy milk. SCORE 11
Best headline ever. SCORE 120
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142
I need this. SCORE 11
Batman needs a new thing SCORE 8
Blood orange. SCORE 141
Curious cat in crisis. SCORE 182
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
Me too! SCORE 240
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
You’re Too Young To Understand SCORE 167
Best. Day. Ever. SCORE 16
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 11
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
Cops nowadays SCORE 1
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
The night sky in winter. SCORE 165
When girls turn 30…. SCORE 14
Switzerland’s education system. SCORE 145
Grumpy Cat during the holidays. SCORE 10
Remembering everything I did wrong. Oh cr*p… SCORE 119
The nine worlds of Yggdrasil. SCORE 125
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
