Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
noobs SCORE 26
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
Literally a duck SCORE 9
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
smol SCORE 41
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
HOT and READY SCORE 44
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
Same shirt, new meeting SCORE 31
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Good boi SCORE 37
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
Plants SCORE 43
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
That’s a fact SCORE 24
He also refuses to learn Italian SCORE 19
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
