What happens to eyelashes in the extreme cold. SCORE 155
Poor Mitt. SCORE 91
Askhole. SCORE 101
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 271
In case of love. SCORE 120
Talking to dad. SCORE 300
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
Help me Obi Wan Kanobi you’re my only hope. SCORE 142
I need this. SCORE 174
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
Leafy greens? SCORE 86
Accurate. SCORE 170
The adventures of Santa Claus. SCORE -36
Brace yourself. SCORE 97
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
No ink? SCORE 139
Sad. SCORE 213
Shield activated! SCORE 107
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 129
Om nom nom. SCORE 134
Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 138
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
5 uses for a trembling chihuahua. SCORE 121
Hating people takes too much energy. SCORE 137
