The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
Getting old. SCORE 359
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Burn. SCORE 158
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
How I shower. SCORE 156
The truth about 3D movies. SCORE 215
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
‘Merica. SCORE 228
How I die. SCORE 289
The heat index. SCORE 272
English is hard. SCORE 291
Vampire cats. SCORE 144
Game plan. SCORE 242
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Poor tree. SCORE 279
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
Skyrim IRL. SCORE 88
Then I danced like this. SCORE 177
Red Rover. SCORE 250
Your eyes can play tricks on you. SCORE 242
My neighbors listen to very good music, whether they like it or not. SCORE 230
Touché. SCORE 336
Attack! SCORE 196
Your opinion, it’s wrong. SCORE 178
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Largest planet in the world… SCORE 229
Baby on board. SCORE 185
