at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
have a good one eh SCORE 17
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
everything is just fine SCORE 19
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
