She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 54
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Stress relief SCORE 45
What about Linux? SCORE 45
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
What year is ist? SCORE 35
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
request denied SCORE 30
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Problem solved SCORE 42
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Flying first class SCORE 24
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Sounds painful SCORE 28
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
My resume lied SCORE 30
My dream day SCORE 24
The obvious answer SCORE 26
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62