*have SCORE 17
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
The Office cameos SCORE 11
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Words. SCORE 9
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Steal the world! SCORE 22
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
hello little friend SCORE 20
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
