Guess I’ll go home… SCORE 25
I would never put food down there… SCORE 23
This vet’s exam room door is made with the pupper in mind. SCORE 30
This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35
I’m too weak… SCORE 32
The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31
Riding in to battle togther as besties… SCORE 30
Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31
Say meatball SCORE 36
F to pay him respect…. SCORE 21
Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48
Cute couple SCORE 33
Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31
What about second recess? SCORE 28
Good night, Mr. Biden. SCORE 7
Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20
Fox loaves. SCORE 36
Bees are f***** awesome SCORE 35
I feel awkward watching this… SCORE 25
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 35
‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17
Got ‘eeem SCORE 27
The same but different… SCORE 34
‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25
Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41
Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21
Till death. SCORE 39
Be kind to each other. SCORE 39
When ferrets fall to sleep. SCORE 30
Cuddling with her baby SCORE 48
This duck got spooked by a goldfish as I took this photo SCORE 36
McDonald’s menu from the mid-90s SCORE 26
