
Sage advice. SCORE 87

I heart the internet. SCORE 89

Eat me, please. SCORE 5

Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2

Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46

Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160

Better Fund This. SCORE -1

Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71

Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96

For all the ballers… SCORE 2

Ron Swanson. SCORE 66

Sweet bodies. SCORE 182

wow… SCORE 1

You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124

Just blew my mind SCORE 102

Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 289

Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 182

Never trust a zombie. SCORE 111

Mr. Tea SCORE 102

Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232

Crunches are hard… SCORE 67

Halloween is scary… SCORE 22

Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3

It was so clean though… SCORE 0

The cycles of life. SCORE 205

A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22

You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135

Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60

It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208

LOL SCORE 5

Family photos. SCORE 2

A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121