i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 9
supersize it SCORE -4
slap them SCORE 13
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
memorable first customer SCORE 17
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
one stop american shop SCORE 7
working cat SCORE 20
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
scary fish! SCORE 7
scream therapy SCORE 15
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
every segment on the news SCORE 14
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
cats find a way SCORE 23
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
did i stutter? SCORE 12
because everything is okay SCORE 13
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
a very small dog SCORE 15
zero traction SCORE 11