Would not bang SCORE -13
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
Feeling down? SCORE 104
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
I’d live here. SCORE 225
what obama looks like SCORE -10
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
Coincidence? SCORE 87
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
Soon! SCORE 132
Human stahp SCORE 0
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
jabba the cat SCORE 4
bender logic SCORE 8
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176
Rainbow jello! SCORE 135
Swag starter kit. SCORE 168
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -27
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
Now what? SCORE 174
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
duckface SCORE -9
