Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Perks of being an English major SCORE 178
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Getting older. SCORE 142
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Logic. SCORE 188
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
