Like a boss. SCORE 302
Good idea. SCORE 4
Likely. SCORE 177
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
Forever and always SCORE 0
Every time. SCORE 180
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Lottery SCORE 4
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
Every night. SCORE 220
This generation. SCORE 265
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Karma. SCORE 236
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
How to troll. SCORE 182
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
