Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
The happiest dog. SCORE 144
Things To do. SCORE 15
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Because Cute SCORE 16
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Dat cake. SCORE 5
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Fall is coming. SCORE 13
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
We’re Completely Serious SCORE -5
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
I want to do this. SCORE 295
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 149
The grass is always greener. SCORE 17
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
