OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
4/21. SCORE 617
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Are they twins? SCORE 589
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 247
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 288
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Marathon. SCORE 2147
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
