Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 135
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
My Man! SCORE 108
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
Measures of success SCORE 81
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
