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This+is+the+best+thing+I%26%23039%3Bve+read+all+week
Cerb+was+a+good+boy.
Cerb was a good boy. SCORE 24
An+accurate+representation.
An accurate representation. SCORE 22
You+broke+my+heart%2C+bruv.
You broke my heart, bruv. SCORE 26
I+can+hear+it+from+here.
I can hear it from here. SCORE 22
He%26%238217%3Bs+more+than+just+a+son%2C+he+a+fren.
He’s more than just a son, he a fren. SCORE 26
Never+mind+your+thesis%26%238230%3B
Never mind your thesis… SCORE 27
Run%2C+bud.
Run, bud. SCORE 24
How+to+change+your+life+in+under+30+seconds.
How to change your life in under 30 seconds. SCORE 28
A+literalist+and+a+klepto+walk+in+to+a+store%26%238230%3B
A literalist and a klepto walk in to a store… SCORE 30
The+sooner+we+open+the+schools
The sooner we open the schools SCORE 9
A+cup+for+thine+enemies.
A cup for thine enemies. SCORE 19
When+bun+vs+corn.
When bun vs corn. SCORE 22
Maggie+darling%2C+you+really+did+well.
Maggie darling, you really did well. SCORE 34
He%26%238217%3Bs+called+Puddin%26%238217%3B
He’s called Puddin’ SCORE 20
I+pushed+the+wrong+button%2C+apparently.
I pushed the wrong button, apparently. SCORE 21
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+outsmart+an+outsmarter%26%238230%3B
You can’t outsmart an outsmarter… SCORE 20
It+is+time+for+%2Aconcern%2A
It is time for *concern* SCORE 27
Some+say+you%26%238217%3Bre+still+clapping+to+this+day%26%238230%3B
Some say you’re still clapping to this day… SCORE 17
OK+but+have+you+seen+the+economy+lately%3F
OK but have you seen the economy lately? SCORE 13
So+there+I+was%2C+chewing+away%26%238230%3B
So there I was, chewing away… SCORE 27
Remember+when+MTV+was+for+music
Remember when MTV was for music SCORE 25
This+ones+a+gimme%26%238230%3B
This ones a gimme… SCORE 16
Don%26%238217%3Bt+worry%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+parody.
Don’t worry, it’s parody. SCORE 25
Wait+a+minute%21
Wait a minute! SCORE 19
This+is+great+news%21
This is great news! SCORE 23
The+maths+checks+out.
The maths checks out. SCORE 24
Isn%26%238217%3Bt+that+just+the+tits.
Isn’t that just the tits. SCORE 18
30+year+old+aftertaste%26%238230%3B
30 year old aftertaste… SCORE 33
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+handle+my+wizarding.
You can’t handle my wizarding. SCORE 17
1904+Olympics+was+a+bit+dramatic.
1904 Olympics was a bit dramatic. SCORE 36
I+SEE
I SEE SCORE 24
Bring+on+the+pain.
Bring on the pain. SCORE 24
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The+Passer+through+Walls+sculpture+in+the+Paris+Catacombs.
The Passer through Walls sculpture in the Paris Catacombs. SCORE 26
Fine%2C+child.
Fine, child. SCORE 21
Imagine+being+this+scared+of+emojis.+Star
Imagine being this scared of emojis. Star SCORE 22
Watching%2C+always+watching%26%238230%3B
Watching, always watching… SCORE 25
It+is+universal+art.
It is universal art. SCORE 32
Do+ya+wanna+see+my+baby%3F
Do ya wanna see my baby? SCORE 19
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