Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 93
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Trust no one SCORE 106
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
He’s bananas SCORE 206
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
Never sink SCORE 146
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
They know the truth. SCORE 78
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
WWJD? SCORE 96
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
