he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
there were no survivors SCORE 37
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
he made his choice SCORE 43
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
too late SCORE 38
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
bad ass SCORE 38
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
i am this dog SCORE 20
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
important psa SCORE 44
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
you learn something new everyday SCORE 46
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
pebble and roll SCORE 65
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
5 days a week SCORE 45
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
oh wow SCORE 49
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
