I’ve met smarter carrots, but he is still my buddy. SCORE 152
I hear these hypocrites on a regular basis SCORE 79
Why Cure Someone Of Cancer In A Day? SCORE 111
Dobby didn’t die. He went into Witness Protection. SCORE 124
So realistic! SCORE 108
My favorite verse SCORE 96
Then and Now SCORE 133
When Nintendo runs out of ideas for roadblocks SCORE 109
Photobombing, a history SCORE 186
One day SCORE 134
Well.. Uhmmm.. I presume SCORE 124
two girls one owl SCORE 143
The bathroom door says "men" from the outside but from the inside says "women" spelled backwards so you think you were in the wrong bathroom SCORE 169
Ikea Furniture For Cats SCORE 85
Your clbarrr idzz sblobbery SCORE 79
Old Deuteronomy SCORE 117
The day after I adopted her. Can’t stop hugging. SCORE 195
Whitney Houston SCORE 160
Cosplay SCORE 87
Driver went to sleep and the locals started eating everything on the truck SCORE 125
tuckered out after a long hike SCORE 180
NO TOUCHING! SCORE 116
Love me like a fat kid loves cake. SCORE 104
Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits SCORE 126
The Inventor Of Autocorrect Is Dead SCORE 117
Jackie SCORE 100
Excuse Me, What Aisle Are The Carrots In? SCORE 87
Following the news about water on Mars… SCORE 73
shrek is life SCORE 189
My girlfriend hit me with this today, and now I’m starting to question everything. SCORE 85
Anatomy of a pug SCORE 40
NASA gravity field map of our moon SCORE 72
