There was an attempt to be genderless SCORE 81
H U N G E R SCORE 68
I’ll never be bored again SCORE 97
Papa bless SCORE 39
Dammit Oscar SCORE 51
I’ll never be invited to a potluck again. SCORE 59
Assturd’s real father! SCORE 88
There Was A Fly SCORE 54
In 100 Years, Google Will Run An Ancestry Site… SCORE 90
Scientists Find A Frog In Costa Rica That Looks Just Like Kermit SCORE 103
Wu-Tang Wednesday SCORE 63
Prehistoric sloth much larger than a bear! SCORE 65
She’s right, you know. SCORE 77
This dude on the train wouldn’t stop staring at me. SCORE 82
Wholesome Gandalf SCORE 130
Life of indoor squirrel SCORE 103
Never trust a sheep. SCORE 73
The president of Finland offering the first lady a cucumber SCORE 50
So true SCORE 78
This majestic creature SCORE 94
Someone made 50 cent’s tweet into a poster SCORE 57
This Teacher Helped Save Her Student’s Life SCORE 72
I’m not very good at being strict SCORE 83
Without a doubt SCORE 116
I wanna look like John Wick SCORE 52
jake is okay SCORE 94
Wear and tear at Disney World waiting line SCORE 74
US Citizen SCORE 97
Our local pizza place gives excellent advice. SCORE 68
Preach, actually. SCORE 100
Urinals that protect your shoes from splashback SCORE 67
Mosquitoes trying to reach skin through net SCORE 63