Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Finally. SCORE 345
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Cat crazy. SCORE 100