the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
true pet love SCORE 32
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
a truck would be really helpful in this scenario SCORE 30
when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31
we’ve come a long way since egypt SCORE 21
so funny i’m dying SCORE 18
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
my favorite genre SCORE 12
we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29
savage dad humor SCORE 13
there is no escaping Antarctica SCORE 19
not more than a day SCORE 30
you know you’re at a good wedding when this happens SCORE 25
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
look at it SCORE 5
dude SCORE 39
living my best life SCORE 25
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
uneducated wizard SCORE 25
goth nerds SCORE 25
goth pockets SCORE 4
this is why i am the way i am SCORE 28
whoops SCORE 18
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
we out here vibing SCORE 37
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
