The gato is best left alone. SCORE 35
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 32
Gender is a love language. SCORE 19
‘Twas was the year 2020… SCORE 36
T Swifty moods SCORE 33
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27
Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28
The secret ingredient is dirt. SCORE 34
Is that a yes? SCORE 28
Keep it t in your back pocket. SCORE 34
Wait a minute. SCORE 26
Shred the evidence… SCORE 32
The Promening. SCORE 49
Mercy kill… SCORE 32
You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36
Getting taken for a ride. SCORE 48
MS Paint will never fail us. SCORE 22
We are a dynamic bunch, aren’t we. SCORE 28
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
Good luck on your safari. SCORE 35
Party on Wayne. SCORE 35
Scientists have a talent for name conventions. SCORE 29
Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33
And my axe. SCORE 55
The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 1
Just need a sec… SCORE 31
I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39
Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38
Life choices are hard… SCORE 24
Life in the shire… SCORE 31
It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44
