The obvious answer SCORE 26
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Problem solved SCORE 34
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
It’s my super power SCORE 44
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Jinkies! SCORE 63
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
easy money SCORE 29
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Same… SCORE 53
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Awkward SCORE 69
Good boi summer SCORE 75
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55