I pity the fool. SCORE 248
If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 251
How marketing works. SCORE 285
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180
At the zoo with an iPhone. SCORE 96
Browser wars. SCORE 330
Rat tail. You’re doing it right. SCORE 79
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 179
Do want. SCORE 212
How writing works. SCORE 196
What Google Earth is used for. SCORE 295
Cats are jerks. SCORE 264
I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich? SCORE 338
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
Peenut. SCORE 160
I am not good at metaphors. SCORE 229
Real life Bert. SCORE 91
Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178
That explains so many things. SCORE 261
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135
Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227
Slumber Party Court. SCORE 401
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
The girl with the digital camera. SCORE 218
Waldo finds YOU. SCORE 192
Secret life of animals. SCORE 104
Extremely hot. SCORE 222
Reasons I wash my hands. SCORE 103
Team Count von Count. SCORE 251
