Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Find the Brit. SCORE 9
Hunger kills SCORE 186
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 182
If you’re reading this… SCORE 8
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
Pop the trunk. SCORE 137
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 214
It pays to be precise SCORE 14
My first love. SCORE 12
A dad joke gone wrong. SCORE 183
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
Perfect aim SCORE 12
My new spirit animal. SCORE 17
Why would you even? SCORE -17
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
An atom is 99.999999999% empty space. SCORE 16
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
We can even. SCORE 89
I am Joey. SCORE 109
My spirit animal. SCORE 4
The ultimate friendzone. SCORE 132
Words to live by. SCORE 13
Seems fair. SCORE 15
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
Movie Logic SCORE 141
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
Adulthood. SCORE 136
Nokia SCORE 145
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
