My older brother SCORE 62
GIMME SCORE 116
Cash me outside. SCORE 56
Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 115
And here we go. SCORE 64
Heartbreak SCORE 109
new girlfriend? SCORE 78
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 136
Cats do make sense. SCORE 120
identical twins cribs SCORE 108
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
Me in the Gym SCORE 88
What are they saying about you? SCORE 128
MoviePass every other day. SCORE 40
I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 116
A steam chimney located on an Antarctic volcano. SCORE 79
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
Mondays… SCORE 104
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
This was taped to the door of the hotel room next to mine. Good luck, John. SCORE 55
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 211
Oh dear SCORE 109
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 151
…. I gotta go SCORE 81
