Anything can be a sexy Halloween costume. SCORE 3
I have a confession to make SCORE 16
If Disney princesses were sloths SCORE 97
In the Beginning… SCORE 170
Sloth too lazy to eat. SCORE 95
Witherspoon? SCORE 188
Rap Has Changed SCORE 130
That’s what your mom said. SCORE 232
Dog zen. SCORE 11
The worst part about driving in the summertime. SCORE 15
Girls be like. SCORE 10
Damn you, Ikea… SCORE 13
Meet Kristina Chesterman. SCORE 204
This happens way too often… SCORE 200
Girl problems. SCORE 243
The future. SCORE 172
The closest I’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 111
Europeans Trying to Dodge the Spoilers SCORE -3
Master of trolls. SCORE 20
When my name’s in a math problem. SCORE 182
Multi-purpose racket. SCORE 105
The proper way to eat pumpkin pie. SCORE 128
Who’s the scaredy cat now? SCORE 126
Complex carbohydrates. SCORE 115
Nutella and I. SCORE 9
Why T-Rex can’t clap his hands. SCORE 113
The blue lingcod fish has blue flesh. SCORE 15
Well, I feel insignificant now. SCORE 116
Which came first? SCORE 114
Doctors’ notes. SCORE 136
Wasted. SCORE 6
The power of keyboard cat SCORE 0
