Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Mama no. SCORE 52
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The life of a book. SCORE 74
+ cry. SCORE 119
I GUESS SCORE 46
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
