My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Did you know? SCORE 233
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Every time. SCORE 182
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Every time… SCORE 142
YOLO. SCORE 128
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Do want. SCORE 248
I > You. SCORE 272
How politics work. SCORE 298
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Hawkward. SCORE 270
It’s true. SCORE 209
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Oh really? SCORE 174
